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The Guide to Getting Girls

In college, my friend Gary got a VHS from his mom for Christmas as a "gag gift." Little did Gary's mom know, but that video would change not only Gary's life, but also the lives of many of his friends.

The video is called "The Guide to Attracting Today's Woman" and it tells men exactly what they need to do to get girls. For example, this movie says if you are ugly, get plastic surgery. If you drive a crappy car, buy an Alfa Romeo. And most importantly, beware Losers Syndrome! Sounds like some solid advice to me.

This video is probably the single greatest film ever made by man. Ever. In fact, when we started our band, the original name was "Attracting Today's Women," after this tape. After a typo by our good friend D-Day, we decided Attractive Eighties Women was better. But make no mistake, all of the lessons, themes and ideas of this instructional video guide AEW in every decision we make.

So, guys, grab a cinzano and soda (in a high ball glass) and get ready for the most important 45 minutes of your life.

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COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHH-ROSS!!!
this thing is so so very disturbing. I've just linked you on m.manapkin. holy shit. i don't think i've ever seen anything so bad.

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